’m pretty gutsy, but I’m intimidated by tremendous accomplishment… and by people who are very tall

“I’m pretty gutsy, but I’m intimidated by tremendous accomplishment”¦ and by people who are very tall”

I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them…

“I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.”

In trying to help someone else you will find your self…

“In trying to help someone else you will find your self.”

There’s nothing in this world that is more worthy to own than compassion…

“There’s nothing in this world that is more worthy to own than compassion.”

I’ve never known anyone to tell the truth about sex EVER!…

“I’ve never known anyone to tell the truth about sex EVER! Have you? I have never, ever . . .I…

Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlepper. I just do what I can do…

“Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlepper. I just do what I can do.” ”“ Bette Midler

I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me…

“I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differentness…

Was I a funny-looking kid? Well, yeah…

“Was I a funny-looking kid? Well, yeah. I mean, I had the frizzy hair and I wore these cat’s-eye glasses”¦no,…

I have the magic words: ‘I don’t care anymore!

“I have the magic words: ”˜I don’t care anymore!'”

I am never very far away from my spirit. it’s just a quarter of an inch below the surface of my skin…

“I am never very far away from my spirit., it’s just a quarter of an inch below the surface of…

Despite the way things turned out [AIDS], I’m still proud of those days [when I got my start singing at the gay bathhouses in New York City]…

“Despite the way things turned out [AIDS], I’m still proud of those days [when I got my start singing at…

I adore deceit and I don’t mind being misquoted…

“I adore deceit and I don’t mind being misquoted. I will not, however, allow myself to be made to sound…

Basically, what I was doing was a character that has always had a place in show business, and that’s the Broad

“Basically, what I was doing was a character that has always had a place in show business, and that’s the…

“I think the ill-tempered and venal quality of my true self is reflected.”

“I think the ill-tempered and venal quality of my true self is reflected.” (BETTE MIDLER, half-joking about the semi-autobiographical character…

“I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits!”

“I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits!” (Kiss My Brass, 2004)

Maybe it sounds like sour grapes … but I turn the television on and, for the most part, so much of it is garbage…

“Maybe it sounds like sour grapes ”¦ but I turn the television on and, for the most part, so much…

I did my best work there (for the movie, “The Rose”)…

“I did my best work there.(for the movie, “The Rose” It was a time all my dreams were coming true,”…

I’ve become a good citizen, raised a beautiful daughter…

“I’ve become a good citizen, raised a beautiful daughter, helped a lot in New York City (working with the New…

I consider myself a New Yorker…

I consider myself a New Yorker. I’ve had a lot of good times in New York, and I’ve had a…

I put up a wonderful front in A View from A Broad and I’m proud of it…

I put up a wonderful front in A View from A Broad and I’m proud of it. Writers should embroider…

It’s best not to be too pompous about yourself…

It’s best not to be too pompous about yourself,” she says. “It’s better not to need a limousine for your…

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it…

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.…

If you let your character define your personality instead of keeping your true self separate…

If you let your character define your personality instead of keeping your true self separate, your character will get you.…

They come to see me, and they keep coming back, because I say and do things they’d love to do…

They come to see me, and they keep coming back, because I say and do things they’d love to do,…

I am totally addicted to my work…

I am totally addicted to my work. I love it very much and I am always working. When I stop…

Oh, there was a time when I considered being a foreign diplomat…

Oh, there was a time when I considered being a foreign diplomat. But I didn’t think they were appointing women…

It’s dangerous to read reviews – the good ones or the bad ones…

It’s dangerous to read reviews ”“ the good ones or the bad ones. I was crippled twice in my career…

I think that people should never stop working no matter how old they are…

I think that people should never stop working no matter how old they are. I think there should be no…

White males, boy. They’re so full of shit …

White males, boy. They’re so full of shit they’re gonna get theirs from the Third World and from women. (People…

As for being categorized, I don’t think anyone could categorize me at all …

As for being categorized, I don’t think anyone could categorize me at all ”“ because I’m beginning to get all…