Now! Now! Me, Miss Moronica Only Speaks Turkey
(Mister D Skimps On Language Classes)

Gobble, Gobble….filling in for Mister D….yours truly, Moronica, the Bootlicking Turkey

Hocus Pocus Doc (Gobble Gobble Jamie Lee!)

Whine, Whine, Whine…Oh, Wine! Spo-De-Do

The Advertiser Our wine is simply divine, says Bette 28apr05 THE Divine Miss M, it seems, doesn’t mind our wines.…

Bette’s Stylists: Robert Ramos and Kim Brakeley

The Advertiser Stylists are the wind beneath her wigs WITH REBEKAH DEVLIN, PETER WOOD, CARLA CARUSO AND NAOMI JELLICOE KNOWN…

Beaches Re-issue Washes Ashore Today

Ms. Inez: Mister D, or Donny as I refer to him, wanted me to remind you that the Beaches Special…

Ms. Midler Lends Name To Celine Dion’s Tsunami Relief Effort For UNICEF

Photo: Ros O’Gorman The Business Wire April 25, 2005 06:15 AM US Eastern Timezone Celine Dion to Hold UNICEF Tsunami…

Warhol Collection Surprises Bette

The Age, Australia Divine intervention April 24, 2005 Not only is Bette Midler getting the royal treatment at the $4500-a-night…