Bette Midler: “I remain a triumph of science and fiction, but It’s like 50 shades of gray in this section right here.” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I remain a triumph of science and fiction, but It’s like 50 shades of gray in this section…

Bette Midler: “Somebody suggested the other day that I put the whore in hoarder. I’ve revived more oldies than Viagra!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Somebody suggested the other day that I put the whore in hoarder. I’ve revived more oldies than Viagra!”…

Bette Midler: “The music business is so treacherous and crowded. There’s people who can barely sing, but that doesn’t stop them.”

Bette Midler: “The music business is so treacherous and crowded. There’s people who can barely sing, but that doesn’t stop…

Bette Midler: “It’s great to see that so many of my fans can still drive at night.” (Divine Intervention)

Bette Midler: “It’s great to see that so many of my fans can still drive at night.” (Divine Intervention)

Bette Midler: “I miss being unreachable Remember when people were afraid of being followed?” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I miss being unreachable Remember when people were afraid of being followed?” (Divine Intervention, 2015) Related articles Out…

Bette Midler: “Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Social Media…It’s become “a perfect storm of useless information.” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Social Media”¦It’s become “a perfect storm of useless information.” (Divine Intervention, 2015) Related articles Bette…

Bette Midler: “I was the first to suggest that Tom Brady might want to deflate his balls!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I was the first to suggest that Tom Brady might want to deflate his balls!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)…

Bette Midler: “I could kick myself for not having the brains to monetize my sex life. I could’ve been a billionaire at 30!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I could kick myself for not having the brains to monetize my sex life. I could’ve been a…

Bette Midler: “Aren’t my girls wonderful? They used to be fact-checkers at FOX News. Then I snatched them up, and nobody knew they were gone!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Aren’t my girls wonderful? They used to be fact-checkers at FOX News. Then I snatched them up, and…

Bette Midler: “I know I look good because my hair and makeup people told me so. And I don’t pay them to lie!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I know I look good because my hair and makeup people told me so. And I don’t pay…

Bette Midler: “Everyone likes to sing along to this next song. Please don’t. There’s only room for one diva in this hockey arena, and that’d be me.”

Bette Midler: “Everyone likes to sing along to this next song. Please don’t. There’s only room for one diva in…

Bette Midler: “You gave me and my family such a wonderful life. The greatest life anyone could imagine.”

Bette Midler: “You gave me and my family such a wonderful life. The greatest life anyone could imagine.” (Divine Intervention,…

Bette Midler: “Even though Calvin Klein has his own jeans, his own underwear and his own cologne “I still wouldn’t fuck him!”

Bette Midler: “Even though Calvin Klein has his own jeans, his own underwear and his own cologne “I still wouldn’t…

1998 – GMA – Laughing Matters – Bette Midler

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Bette Midler: “Haley’s Comet comes once every 76 years and so do I” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Haley’s Comet comes once every 76 years and so do I” (Divine Intervention, 2015) Related articles On the…

Bette Midler on Sue Mengers who thought of her clients as family:

Bette Midler on Sue Mengers who thought of her clients as family: “I think Sue’s heart was broken in a…

Bette Midler being nervous about playing someone real like Sue Mengers:

Bette Midler being nervous about playing someone real like Sue Mengers: “I played a version of someone in The Rose.…

Midler on Sue Mengers:

Bette Midler on Sue Mengers: “Sue occupies a very strange place in the history of the business. She was not…

Bette Midler on Sue Mengers:

Bette Midler on Sue Mengers: “She didn’t seem introspective, which is amazing considering how stoned she was morning till night.’’…

Bette Midler On What’s Next For The Divine Miss M:

Bette Midler On What’s Next For The Divine Miss M: “Next? Sanitation commissioner of New York City. Honey, it’s fill-thy,…

Bette Midler On The Show Biz Establishment:

Bette Midler On The Show Biz Establishment: “I was trying to get jobs in the theater, but I just didn’t…

Bette Midler On The Show Biz Establishment:

Bette Midler On The Show Biz Establishment: “When I decided that I didn’t want to look the way they wanted…

Bette Midler On Women’s Liberation:

Bette Midler On Women’s Liberation: “I don’t know that women’s lib is the answer. Sexual liberation is crap, bullshit. What’s…

Bette Midler: “Human nature is something to rise above.”

Bette Midler: “Human nature is something to rise above.” (Taos News, May 15, 1997)

Bette Midler On Composting:

Bette Midler On Composting: “I love compost and believe in it with every fiber (so to speak) of my being.…

Bette Midler On Composting:

Bette Midler On Composting: “My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God’s presence, the…

Bette Midler On The Elections:

Bette Midler On The Elections: “I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the…

Bette Midler On Her Association With Campiness:

Bette Midler On Her Association With Campiness: “It didn’t hurt me. I don’t think anything can hurt you, except maybe…

Bette Midler On What She’d Really Like To Do After The Rose:

Bette Midler On What She’d Really Like To Do After The Rose: “I really want to do a technicolor musical…

Bette Midler On What She Might Do After The Rose:

Bette Midler On What She Might Do After The Rose: “I might do an opera, who knows? I think I’d…