You know, I like people to make me laugh. It’s the only way to survive. The whole thing, after all,…
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People have said nice things about me and incredibly nasty things about me…
People have said nice things about me and incredibly nasty things about me, it’s hard for me ”“ I won’t…
I think I am a little bit of a schizophrenic…
I think I am a little bit of a schizophrenic, because I have a lot of little characters who live…
I know now that I can take people on a theatrical adventure …
I know now that I can take people on a theatrical adventure or I can take them on a musical…
I became more sure of myself as a person when I took the anti-advertising stand …
I became more sure of myself as a person when I took the anti-advertising stand and decided I wouldn’t let…
My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany…
“My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God’s presence, the kind of transcendent, magical…
“We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that. And I thought of it first. So there!”
“We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that. And I thought…
I’m pretty gutsy, but I’m intimidated by tremendous accomplishment… and by people who are very tall.
I’m pretty gutsy, but I’m intimidated by tremendous accomplishment”¦ and by people who are very tall.
“I married a saint and gave birth to an angel.”
“I married a saint and gave birth to an angel.”
If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset
“If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been…
In Hawaii I was the chief chunker in a pineapple canning factory
In Hawaii I was the chief chunker in a pineapple canning factory. I used to come home smelling like a…
I’ m very happy to be here as a politically active Hollywood woman
I’ m very happy to be here as a politically active Hollywood woman. I used to be a sexually active…
Pleeeeeese! Pleeeeese! People! A diva never, never does requests.
Pleeeeeese! Pleeeeese! People! A diva never, never does requests. (from “Experience the Divine” 1993)
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and…
I always try to balance the light with the heavy …
I always try to balance the light with the heavy ”“ a few tears of human spirit in with the…
I’m working my way toward divinity.
I’m working my way toward divinity.
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
Make sure that life is a rare entertainment!
Make sure that life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or…
I married a German.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. (From the album, “Mud Will…
Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
Cherish forever what makes you unique, ”˜cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.
I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.
I never know how much of what I say is true
I never know how much of what I say is true
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
I’m as confident as Cleopatra’s pussy.
I’m as confident as Cleopatra’s pussy.
Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke! (Divine Madness, 1979)
Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke! (Divine Madness, 1979)