Syracuse Herald Journal
Quotables
May 7, 1993
“If you don’t tune in, Krusty is a goner. Kaput. Dog meat. Maybe you’re saying, ‘Enough with the Krusty, drop dead.’ Then tune in for Elizabeth Taylor, Johnny Carson, Hugh Hefner, Barry White, Luke Perry and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We even got Bette Midler spouting all that environmental crap.” ”ž – Kmsty the Clown, hyping the May 13 season finale of “The Simpsons”