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Best celebrity quotes for 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011 » 12:39pm
A wrap of the best celebrity quotes from Australia and overseas for 2011.
AUSTRALIA:
‘I couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend’. I was a bit wary at first about how a knockabout Aussie bloke like Bill would fit in to such a camp extravaganza but he had a whale of a time.’ – Aussie Broadway star Tony Sheldon pauses to remember his The Adventure of Priscilla Queen of the Desert co-star Bill Hunter following his death in May.
‘(I was) there for every minute … Peeing in a bottle. I was like, honey, I have to go to the bathroom. (She said) Someone get him a bottle.’ – Orlando Bloom tells how Aussie model wife Miranda Kerr wouldn’t let him leave the delivery room during the birth of their son Flynn in January.
‘I might look a little bit different, that’s through hard work – not facelifts or … tattooed eyeliner or whatever else I’ve meant to have had. And yes, I’ve got some good new moisturiser as well.’ – Shane Warne addresses media in Sydney about his new look.
‘Oh boy, this is a question I was trying to avoid. The thing is, I’m in a really good place in my life right now as far as my personal life goes. I’ll keep the secrets of my relationship to myself.’ – Nick Jonas tries to avoid a question about his relationship with Aussie singer Delta Goodrem.
‘As an Aussie it feels weird, I’m just waiting to get thrown out.’ – Hugh Jackman jokes when asked what it was like to be at Buckingham Palace for a reception put on by Queen Elizabeth.
‘I have been an avid Oprah watcher for as long as I can remember, sharing laughs and tears with millions upon millions of viewers, all with whom she has touched in various ways. She has such a genuine compassion and intellect that is universally embraced. While I’m sad to watch this chapter in Oprah’s career come to a close, I look forward to watching her legacy continue through OWN.’ – Australian actress Nicole Kidman on Oprah calling it quits on her talk show after 25 years.
‘It was delightful working on Mildred Pierce. I got to have sex with Kate Winslet many, many times.’ – Guy Pearce accepting the Emmy Award for supporting actor in a mini-series for his performance in Mildred Pierce.
‘It’s sad that I even have to defend that but I guess that’s what you get when you live your life on a reality show. Khloe had to go through the same thing when she got married after knowing someone a couple of days.’ – Kim Kardashian talks to the Australian media about her divorce and says it’s tough knowing people think her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries was just a publicity stunt.
‘Thinking of going out in Sydney Tonight. How I wish we had a show. NEVERMIND, don’t listen to me. Maybe i’ll just go for a walk in the pARQ.’ – Lady Gaga used her twitter account to cryptically announce two surprise shows at clubs Nevermind and Arq in Sydney.
‘You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker tits – mermaid’s mine.’ – Singer Bette Midler accuses eccentric pop star Lady Gaga of copying her ‘mermaid in a wheelchair’ routine during a performance in Sydney.
‘If we can de-stigmatise this disease once and for all, we are really going to beat this disease. This is not a faggots’ fing disease anymore. This is a worldwide disease that affects everybody.’ – Elton John speaking at a World AIDs Day event in Sydney.
‘We wish Jeff a speedy recovery, and look forward to his return back on stage to get some much deserved rest by sleeping on the job like he normally does!’ – The Wiggles wish Jeff Fatt well on their Facebook page following his heart surgery.
‘This time I’m going to remember this st.’ – Eminem addresses the crowd at his first Australian show in 10 years.
INTERNATIONAL:
‘I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself … I’d appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back.’ – Lindsay Lohan says on October 14 before being arrested on October 19 for violating her probation.
‘Work on your impulse control.’ – Charlie Sheen‘s advice to troubled Lindsay Lohan.
‘The next day I read he really broke his jaw and I wasn’t surprised – but I don’t think he did. He’s prone to exaggeration – which is why I hit him! Nah, just kidding!’ – Hugh Jackman hosted a WWE Raw Supershow where he ‘punched’ wrestler Dolph Ziggler to promote new film Real Steel.
‘The unintended consequence of such potentially fatal levels (of alcohol) was her sudden and unexpected death.’ – UK coroner Suzanne Greenaway gave a verdict of ‘death by misadventure’, saying Amy Winehouse suffered accidental alcohol poisoning.
‘I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.’ – Troubled actor Charlie Sheen talks candidly to a reporter about his bizarre behaviour and drug use after being fired from sitcom Two and a Half Men.
’50 cops in my home. They all left. I’m still here. WINNING? 24/7.’ – Charlie Sheen uses his catch phrase winning’ when talking about a police raid of his home.
‘I know my best angles … They were sent to my husband. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno. Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.’ – Scarlett Johansson‘s not embarrassed by the nude photos hacked from her email account that sparked an FBI investigation.
