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Open Post: Hosted By Bette Midler’s Long Lashes Of Elegance
May 3, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K
There’s no better way to FINALLY end our never-ending Meth Gala overdose coverage than with The Divine Miss M who ruled the party last night in an ensemble made by Marc Jacobs. On anybody else, that head/neckpiece would look like it was covered with teeny tiny bunny poo dipped in black glitter and those eyelashes (by Suzanne Bartsch) would look like armpit hair, but on Bette Midler they look like exquisite works of HIGH ART. Bette was done up like she was about to play the First Lady in a 1960s movie about the future.
I bet those gorgeous lashes were pretty functional too. They probably swatted away the glares of hate that shot out of Kanye West’s beauty supply contacts over that joke Bette made about Kim Kartrashian on Twitter. Bette wins again!
